Troy's thoughts
Funny, yet true, stories of one average american's life. This once a week blog is designed to make a person laugh and enjoy the little things in life.
Friday, November 21, 2014
Friday, November 14, 2014
Heat Stealing Dog
Heat stealing dog
Growing up in Arizona , I
have never appreciated the cold Kansas
winter. Seriously, I could do without winter all together. Spring and summer
work for me all year long.
So, it’s no surprise to my family when I drag that little
space heater out when temps start getting below 50 degrees. Yeah, I guess I am
a wimp when it comes to cold weather. But I challenge anyone to a heat contest.
Lol!
My favorite thing about winter
I remember the days of my youth. Growing up in what I call a
boy’s paradise. I have often regaled my children with stories of my childhood
and the area I grew up in. I lived in the desert, about two miles outside a
tiny town in southeast Arizona .
There were hills behind my house and a river in front of my house. All summer
long I would leave my house shortly after dawn and spend the day hiking,
hunting, fishing, swimming, etc. I grew up really enjoying the outdoors and the
warm summer weather.
After moving to Kansas
at 16 years old I quickly found that the winter here is frigid! I’m talking below
zero! For days! Sometimes weeks! What do people do when it gets that cold? They
go outside! No kidding! Native Kansans are used to these blistering cold
winters and they embrace them. They break out the snow sleds and have a ball.
I’ve seen people attach a rope to the back of a truck and sit on an old car
hood that they had removed and hold on to the rope and go sledding around town.
They have really made an art out of enjoying this cold stuff.
I really don’t blame them. If you are going to live in it,
you might as well enjoy it. And I try to enjoy it. I go sledding. I go sliding
around on frozen lakes and ponds. I’ve tried ice fishing. One thing remains the
same through all of it. I am constantly thinking “Wow, it’s cold!” I just do
not enjoy the cold like the rest of the people I am with.
So here I sit, inside, next to my little space heater,
waiting for April to roll around.
Just waiting for Spring
Just like two children fighting for the attention of a
parent, I have an adversary fighting for the heat from my little heater. My dog
Angus is wimpier than I am when it comes to cold. He was born and raised in Kansas but he doesn’t
like the cold any more than I do. He has actually learned how to cover himself
up with a blanket! He will drag the blanket out from the basket it is sitting
in, hold it in his mouth, walk around in a circle to wrap it around him and
then he crawls under it until only his head is stick out. Then he looks around
at everyone and pulls the blanket up over his head! Ha ha! On really cold
morning I find a crumpled up blanket in the floor and my dog is no where to be
seen. When he hears me I see the crumpled up blanket move as he starts to slink
out from under it.
He IS under there...
The space heater has three switches on it. You have to throw
all three switches to get the best heat output. These switches make a profound
“click” when thrown.
So I come into the living room and see the crumpled blanket
in the floor. I quietly and cautiously carry the heater from its little spot in
the corner. I set it down near where I will be sitting. Even though I try to be
quiet I see the crumpled blanket start moving. I sit down near the heater and
throw the first switch… “CLICK”. Angus pops his head out from the blanket!
Did I hear something?
I pause, hoping he won’t realize what I am doing. He waits.
I throw the second switch… “CLICK”. Angus comes out from under the blanket and
sits, staring at me. We have an unspoken mental conversation between the two of
us.
I know what you are doing
Angus: “Well, are you going to throw that third switch?”
Me: “Go back to what you were doing. Nothing going on here”.
Angus: Come on man! It’s cold. Throw that switch!”
Angus: “Come on, I’ll share the heat with you this time.”
Me: “Go back to your blanket and let me get warmed up here!”
“CLICK”, I throw the third switch and before the heat even
starts pumping out of “MY” heater, Angus is all up in it.
He's quick to find the heat source
The problem is he sits right up against the vent that the
heat pumps out of. His hair is black and really course and he soaks up every
bit of heat coming from the heater. I am completely blocked out in the cold. He
turns and looks at me like “What?”
What? Were you sitting here?
So begins the battle of the heat! I’m sitting near him and I
will push him out of the way so I can get warm. Before long I notice, “Hey, why
am I cold?!” I look down and there he is again, blocking the heat. I’ll nudge
him to the side and begin to feel the sweet warmth once again. But my warmness
is short lived as, once again, Angus move to block. Back and forth, back and
forth, the whole time the heater is on.
It is a stubborn rivalry for the ages. But in the end, we
are just two beings trying to make it through another cold, Kansas winter without freezing to death.
Just two cold fellas trying to get warm
Friday, November 7, 2014
Tragedy on the high seas
Tragedy on the high seas…
I recently went on a dinner cruise. You get on a giant catamaran
and dine and watch a show while the boat is cruising about the ocean. You can
also go up to the top deck and take in the view. This dinner cruise is highly
touted for its excellent show after you eat. Here is my recount of the events
of that evening.
4:30 pm: We arrive at the docks and just kind of hang out
until the cruise people finish setting up and open up. There are eight of us in
our party and we are happy and ready to enjoy a great dinner and show.
Happy group ready for a fun night
4:45 pm: A very friendly young lady welcomes us and takes
our tickets for entry. She gives us a special ticket in which she says we can
get any drink from the menu with.
Let's get this party started
4:50 pm: We board this giant vessel that they claim to be
the world’s largest Polynesian catamaran and are shown to our table by a very
friendly and handsome young Hawaiian man. My wife and I are happy to be
celebrating our 20 year wedding anniversary and we sit across from each other
so we can be face to face.
Large, spacious and seaworthy this three-level, 170' x 50'
vessel
which holds as many as 500 passengers is built for both comfort and
island viewing.
4:51 pm: I realize “Oh, this boat is a little bouncy…” and
we are gently swaying back and forth. We sit for about ten minutes as the rest
of the guests for this evenings adventure board the boat.
5:00 pm: I watch as the dock workers release the ropes
holding this big behemoth of a boat to the dock. “Whoa, it’s a little more than
a bounce thing… more like a mild tossing back and forth”.
5:10 pm: We are off! Sailing away on our glorious adventure
for the evening! Everyone is excited to see what is for dinner and the highly
anticipated show after dinner.
5:15 pm: We are approached by the handsome young Hawaiian
man that seated us. He is to be our waiter on this lovely evening. He asks us
each if we would like to redeem our “free drink” ticket for an alcoholic
beverage. I decide I better hold off and order water. My stomach is just a tad
bit queasy. I should wait a bit and get my sea legs and then I fully plan to
redeem my ticket. I will probably break out the wallet after that and have a
few more.
5:20 pm: We are given the directive to head to the buffet.
What luck, our table is the first to go. I walk past several tables of happy,
smiling people ready to enjoy a perfect Hawaiian evening just as I am.
5:20 pm: I arrive at the buffet. I decide I will eat light
as the queasiness in my stomach has moved to my head and I am a little dizzy
and lightheaded. The buffet is pretty magnificent. It is filled with amazing
foods. Prime rib, salmon, mashed potatoes, salad, tuna, rolls, and much more.
Maybe I should eat a little more than I had intended. Maybe my hunger is what
is adding to my stomach flip flopping.
A bountiful buffet
5:25 pm: I get back to my table with a plate of food fit for
a king. I though I might have to call our handsome Hawaiian server to help me
carry it back to the table it was so full. There were so many choices, and even
though I opted for just a small piece of this and a small piece of that, I had
food stacked on top of food! It was a meal fit for a king!
5:30 pm: Maybe I need some more water as I have downed my
glass of ice water to try to alleviate the sweat beads on my forehead. The
queasiness in my stomach has become substantial and my head is starting to spin
pretty badly. As much as I don’t want to, I should finish off my plate of food
and hope this helps.
5:45 pm: I am not feeling so good! That’s when I realized, I
get seasick! What was I thinking getting on this boat for a dinner and a show?!
Oh well, it is not unbearable. More like a minor inconvenience on an otherwise
glorious Hawaiian evening. I look across the table to see my sister turning the
same color green as her shirt. “Are my eyes playing tricks on me or is she
going into camouflage mode?” I ask her if she is ok. She just slowly and deliberately
shakes her head back and forth in a “hell no” fashion.
5:50 pm: Oh boy! I am realizing that eating the giant plate
of food was a really bad idea. “How long does this cruise last?” It seems like
we have been at sea for a while now and we have not turned around yet.
6:00 pm: We decide to get up and explore the ship. It has
open sides on it for amazing 360 degree views. We are on the bottom floor.
There is a second floor above us and then a top deck where you are actually out
in the open.
6:05 pm: I leave the rest of my party and head toward the
bathroom. The giant plate of food is not sitting well and maybe if I can…you
know… use the facilities, my stomach will settle down a bit. As I approach the
restroom I smell a smell that, I swear, is worse than any outhouse or Johnny on
the spot I have ever smelled! I can not go in there or I will relieve my
stomach from the other end and I hate throwing up! I take a deep breath, hold
it in, and walk past the bathroom and shoot up the stairs to the top deck.
6:15 pm: Standing on the top deck, taking in the cool breeze
and fresh air helps just a tiny bit. Ok, not really helping but I can’t go back
downstairs to the putrid smell of the bathrooms. I look down into the ocean
water. “If I just jump in right now and swim for shore, surely I could make it
back in an hour or so. And maybe the cool water would help me to feel a little
better.” The thought of sharks, jellyfish and other sea-dwelling creatures
quickly overtakes the thought of swimming back to shore.
I think I can make it
6:30 pm: “Hey! There you are!” My family says as they rush
up to me. “We have been looking for you!” “Stand there like that and let me get
your picture” my brother says. I really don’t feel like pictures right now…or
people…or living…
Me no feel well
6:30 pm: I humor the group with a picture. Then they want a
group selfie! I am starting to re-think swimming back to shore! “If I just
climb over this bar… I think I can clear the ship and get into the water…” “Smile,
on three, one…two…three…
Let me die
6:45 pm: My family decides to go back downstairs for the
show. I walk back down with them and take a seat. My brother asks if I want to
go to the desert line with him. “DESSERT?!” I think to myself, “Disgusting!” I
almost hurl just thinking about it! I politely decline.
6:50 pm: I realize that going to downstairs was a bad plan.
I need to poop bad, I feel like throwing up, my head is spinning out of
control. I excuse myself from the table and start toward the bathroom… NOPE, I
turn at the first whiff of disgustingness coming from that horrible, horrible
place. Again I take a deep breath and hold it as I go around the bathroom and
up the stairs.
6:55 pm: I arrive back to the top deck gasping for fresh,
cool air. I look around and there are people sitting, laying down, leaning over
the side… ah ha! I have found “my” people! These poor souls were sweating and
heaving and looking pretty rough. I fit right in. I find my place and sit down
and put my head in my hands and began to pray that this evil, wicked ride ends
soon!
My people
7:00 pm: I hear uproarious noises coming from below. The
show that I paid $95.00 to see is beginning downstairs. “Hell no! I won’t go!” “Screw
the show and anything else that takes me away from this spot where I will
remain until my death from sea-sickness is complete!”
Sick, sick, sick
Eternity later: I look at my watch and realize it is 7:05
pm. “Why has this boat not turned around yet?! Are we still heading out?!” I
begin contemplating hi-jacking the damn boat with a kitchen knife and forcing
the captain to turn around and take us back as quickly as possible. I imagine
saying “Just keep driving! Don’t slow down! Run it right up on the ground,
forget the docks!” As if on cue, the boat starts to turn. “The captain wasn't
reading my mind was he?”
8:45 pm: We are nearing shore. I can not hold on much
longer! I rise up and go downstairs as the $95.00 dinner show is coming to an
end. My family asks the obvious question, “Are you ok?” “Shut the hell up!” I
think to myself as I say “I’m fine”. I look at my sister who is in worse shape
than me. I have heard the term “turning green” before but this is the first
time I have actually seen someone turn green! I thought she was about to jump
up and smash the table while screaming “Hulk smash!” But she just sat there motionless,
with her head laying on the table.
9:00 pm: It takes forever to dock a damn boat! I am positive
that I can leap the few feet from the boat to the dock if these people would
get out of my way and let me go! Then comes a horrible, decimating blow… They
announce that everyone should be seated and that they would start unloading the
boat from the upper floors and work their way down to my floor. It appeared we
were to be the first ones on and the last ones off. I was certain I could not
make it much longer.
9:05 pm: They are about to start unloading the boat….from
the top down… I see a worker motion to a very sick looking lady a couple tables
away from us. He says to his co-worker “We should let her off first she does
not look good.” His co-worker agrees and asks if someone in her party can
assist her off the boat. THIS IS MY CHANCE! I look at the worker and motion towards
my sister. I say, in my most polite and humbling voice possible, “You may want
to let her off too.” Thinking to myself, “Come on sis! Give him your most sick
and nasty look you have in you! We’re getting off this boat now!” The worker
nods his head and starts to say “Is there someone that can assist…” “I GOT
THIS!” I grab my sister and we run for the exit! Moments later we are on sweet,
precious dry land!
9:10 pm: We are standing and waiting for our family to
disembark the boat and I am feeling MUCH better! I reach in my pocket and find
the drink ticket I was given at the start of this nightmare. I tear it up and
throw it into the trash can. My sister is telling me her nightmarish story of
seasickness on the high seas and I listen intently. It went much worse for her
than for me. I state “It wasn’t so bad really” as I am mentally crossing off “Alaskan
cruise” from my bucket list...
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Hawaii will never be the same...
“The entire Clark family on
one island? Ok, I need to know two things. Where’s the police station and where’s
the hospital?”
I muttered these words to myself as we stepped off the plane
in Oahu Hawaii
last week. I love my brother and sisters a lot but let’s be honest; we put the “fun”
in dysfunctional.
There were five of us growing up in a small house in a small
desert town in Southeast Arizona . Our family
could not afford to do things with all of us so it would become a competition.
If my mom was going 30 miles to the nearest big town she could only take one
or, at the most, two of us. So the game began. The game was to do whatever it
took to call attention to ourselves, or negative attention to the others.
This pattern has followed us our whole lives. We now live
our lives trying to call attention to ourselves. Fortunately for me I have a
wife that loves me and doesn’t mind feeding my ego and showering me with
attention.
So began a week full of selfies and craziness to get
attention from each other. It was tremendously fun and quite a bonding
experience between us all.
We actually didn’t need the police or the hospital but we
did have a few close calls.
Chinamans hat:
My incredibly smart and beautiful wife found, on the
internet, an island just a few hundred yards off the east coast of Oahu . It was only minutes away from where we were
staying. Supposedly, you can wade out to this island during low tide and
explore it and come back before high tide arrives. They said the low tide
waters should only be waist deep at the highest point and ankle deep in some
parts.
My brother checked the tide conditions (again, on the
internet) and we learned that low tide would be at 9:00 am. So we set out to
WADE out to this island at 7:30 and that would give us ample time to get there,
explore and get back. The internet had said that if we did not come back during
low tide the journey would be quite treacherous.
Well… we did not take into account the hurricane that had
just passed through the day before. We began our journey to wade across to the
island. I decided to take my boogey board that I had purchased the night before
just in case. Right away I knew something was amiss. The water quickly came up
to my neck.
My brother and one of my sisters were already ahead of me
and was swimming. My wife and I chose to stay together and use my boogey board
as a flotation device to help get us through the waters that was over our heads.
Several times my wife told me we should turn back but, much like everything in
my life, once we had started I could not turn back.
I could drag this story out for a long time with edge of
your seat details but the highlights are: Large waves, deep waters and…MAN OF
WAR! One of my sisters got stung by a Portuguese man of war on the swim to the
island. She had some gnarly looking welts from it.
On the way back across another sister got hit by a man of
war! She panicked and screamed for help.
I was the only one close to her. I set off swimming towards her thinking, “I’m
swimming INTO a group of these things! Who does that?!” Well, fortunately my
sister freed herself from the man of war and continued toward the shore. I
turned and went around them.
The Chinamans Hat island was beautiful though and, as far as
I am concerned, well worth the hazards of getting there (but I wasn’t stung by
the man of war).
The North Shore of Oahu is famous for large waves. Even
larger after a hurricane but that didn’t stop the Clark
clan from jumping in head first! The waves were big! They were breaking really
close to the shore. We were standing in the water and the wave would come and
pick us up and slam us right into the sand! We called this fun!
After a few minutes of getting beat up by waves and sand the
life guard made a general announcement to everyone about how the waves are big
and breaking close to the shore and novice surfers and swimmers should avoid
the water at this time. I’m pretty sure he was directing that last part towards
us.
Anyway, my brother-in-law got slammed into the beach and it
hurt… a lot! He came up from the surf, covered in sand, staggered to the beach
and sat down. He was zoned out and covered in sand. He just sat there. When
asked if he was ok he replied, “I’m done!” And, he was. Luckily he was not
seriously hurt but he felt it for a couple days.
Seasickness:
We went on a dinner cruise one fateful evening. Now I have
always known that I get motion sickness pretty easy. Well… it runs in the
family! Three of us got pretty ill on the dinner cruise. I have dealt with this
before so I knew to go above deck and just sit and breathe in the fresh air.
This meant I spent $65.00 to sit above deck and be sick while everyone else
enjoyed the buffet and show but I was ok with that!
Three of us are so sick in this picture
My sister was not so lucky! She became violently ill and had
a pretty rough time. I am sure the employees that had to clean up after her had
a rough time too... Sorry about that…
All in all I had a fabulous time and highly recommend both a Hawaiian vacation and a get away with all your siblings. It is easy to drift apart over the years and enjoying something like this together will bring you back together. I realized, while on this trip, how much I love these dysfunctional people.
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Spider Wars
I live in a somewhat rural area. A lot of trees and a little
creek surround my house. This is really a lovely place to live. We also have
different types of wildlife around. I have seen foxes, deer, raccoon's, possums,
and a wide variety of snakes, bugs and spiders. The lastly mentioned one
(spiders) seem to be pretty bold and not afraid of me. With good reason because
I figure live and let live. As long as they stay outside and leave me alone I
will leave them alone.
However, I swear that one of these giant spiders is hunting
me! It started out innocent enough; I am walking along in my garden one day,
minding my own business and boom! I am face to face with this big spider! My
nose is less than an inch away from him!
Now I remember watching “The Matrix” and I remember seeing
that guy getting shot at and he is all in slow motion and bending around and
bends over backwards to avoid the bullets. I remember thinking to myself,
“That’s not real! A person can’t maneuver like that!” (Nevermind that I was
watching an incredibly unreal movie and thinking those thoughts!) Well, I was
proven wrong that day! A person can move like that if they have the proper
level of motivation! Like a spider in the face!
This spider knows that I walk through that same path four or
five times a week and I believe he strategically placed his web there.
I can read his mind now, “I’m tired of catching flies and
other insects every day and not knowing when my next meal will fly through!
I’ve seen that big guy out here a lot… I bet he would taste good… If I could
bag that guy, I will never have to work again! I could retire and live good off
of him...” So yeah, I guess that makes me like hitting the lottery for a
spider.
Well I didn’t fall for that trap so he had to get a little
more creative.
One morning I went walking out my front door and WHOA… I
walked right into his spider web! He had built his web in front of my front
door! Now I know he has been watching me take my dogs out that door every
morning around 5:30.
Now, if you have ever walked into a spider web, you know
that a person can do amazing moves with their body that they normally couldn’t
do at this point. If you have ever worked out your leg muscles at the gym, you
know that every task is a difficult one after doing so. Well that morning I had
just worked my legs and after barely surviving the climb up from my gym in the
basement I walked out the door and into this web.
So take that video of Bambi trying to walk on the frozen
pond… and ad into that the little crazy mouse, Speedy Gonzales and this is what
I imagined I looked like that morning. Although the words I said were not "¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!" and they sure as heck were not suitable for a Bambi movie.
He almost had me that morning but, somehow, I barely escaped
with my life! A few days later, I was sitting on the front porch telling my
wife about the incident and this spider just comes descending down on his web
in broad daylight. He was heading right for me! I felt like Miss Muffet!
Except… I wasn’t eating curds and whey… actually, I had just drank a whey
protein shake… interesting…
The spider wants me and wants me bad! I have not seen him
for about a week. This makes me nervous. I know he is hidden away somewhere in
his secret war room laying out the perfect plan of attack! The next time I see
him, may be my last.
As the weather gets colder, I see less of him and the other
spiders out. If I am seeing less of them OUT, they must be coming IN! If you
need me this winter I will be in my bedroom with a can of raid in one hand and
a can of deep woods off in the other…
On the bright side, my house is already decorated for
Halloween…
Friday, October 10, 2014
Human Compassion: How making someone's day made my day.
Human Compassion
When I am not writing I am a district manager of a chain of
convenience stores. Through some bad luck I find one of my stores without any
management. This means I must step in and be the manager while also taking care
of my other stores. This can cause for some rough and stressful times.
On a particularly crazy Monday morning this week, as I was
working on several different things, a woman came to me crying. She appeared to
be mid to late 30’s and of a Hispanic heritage. She was a beautiful young lady
but obviously very upset. Too make matters worse, she could not speak English.
Now I have always had a fascination with the Spanish language.
I grew up in a small southeastern Arizona
town where there were many Spanish speaking people. By the time I was in Jr.
High School I could speak all the cuss words in Spanish (mostly because I had
been called them all, and partly because of my fascination, at the time, with
anything that I was not supposed to do). My fascination with the Spanish
language led me to enroll in one year of Spanish in high school. During this
time I learned the basics of the language.
Life went on and I used this very little and eventually
forgot most of what Spanish I did know. Many years later I enrolled in an adult
Spanish class and took three years of Spanish followed up by a two week trip to
Mexico City Mexico . I learned a lot about the Spanish
language through this experience but even better, I learned about the Mexican
culture and made some great friends in the process.
Fast forward twelve years later, and a lack of using what I
had learned, and here I am with this young, beautiful, Spanish speaking lady
standing in front of me crying and trying to communicate with me. With what
little Spanish I could remember, I could understand some of what she was saying
but was pretty useless in trying to speak back to her.
Through the little bit that I could pick up, she was heading
from her home in Iowa to see family in Texas . She stopped in my
store to use the restroom along the way. As she was in the restroom she
accidentally dropped her car key in the toilet. When she moved to grab the key
from the toilet the automatic flusher thingy did its job and flushed the key
down the toilet.
This is when I needed help in communicating. I pulled up the
“Babel Fish” website on my phone, which is an online translator, and would type
what I wanted to say and then translate it to Spanish and let her read it. This
was mildly effective and quite amusing to those watching. I found a Spanish speaking
customer and was hoping she could help translate but alas, she could not speak English
either! It was nice though to have her there for a moment as she did put the
woman at ease a bit. Finally I phoned a friend. Someone that speaks fluent Spanish
and English.
While my friend was talking to this lady, I was on the phone
with a plumber to get him out to take apart the toilet and see if the key was
caught in the “P” trap? “S” trap? Whatever they call that trap! We shut down
that toilet and began to wait. Hours went by and the plumber did not show up. I
called back and he was stuck on another job but assured me he would be here as
soon as he finished up. In the meantime I had gotten a comfy chair for this
poor woman and bought her a fountain drink and tried to make her as comfortable
as possible. I had a lot of work to do this day and so I went back to it while
we were waiting on the plumber.
It was a long day and every time I would look over at the
lady she was crying and sobbing. I would occasionally go over and offer her
drinks and food and just a reassuring “everything will be ok”. I called a
locksmith so that we could have a backup plan in case the plumber could not get
the key. Unfortunately, her car is a Volkswagen and they do not sell the rights
to their keys. After a few phone calls I found that the local VW dealer here
would have to order the key, program it and match it to the car. This meant a
$100.00 tow charge to get it to the dealership, a $250.00 charge to make the
key AND a three day wait for all this to happen!
When I communicated this news to her she really began to
cry. I gave her a reassuring hug and told her I’m going to see this through and
she will be ok. I figured, at the very least, I could pay for her hotel while
she waited for the key.
Seven hours later, the plumber arrived. He spent 45 minutes,
with me being his assistant, pulling the toilet from the floor and searching
for the key. Unfortunately it was not there!
At this point the Highway Patrol had arrived. I briefed them
on the situation and they said they would take it from there. I explained to
the lady that my shift was up and that I would leave her in the very capable
hands of this officer. She looked very scared at that point and gave me a long,
strong hug and began crying again. The officer assured me that he would take
care of her and I left for home.
The next morning I came to work and, after a couple hours, I
look up and there is the lady at a register buying a cup of coffee! She looks
at me and gets a big smile on her face. Through our terrible knowledge of each
others language we talked and I found out that she had stayed the night in her
car. The highway patrolman had unlocked her car somehow and she contacted her
family in Iowa
and they were going to FedEx a key to her on Wednesday. Today was Tuesday!
Meanwhile, the Highway Patrolman had contacted the
maintenance supervisor for the travel plaza and found out that anything that
goes in the toilet travels down a long pipe and about a hundred yards later
there is a filter of some sort. The maintenance man spent the day Tuesday down
in this manhole sifting through to locate the key.
Low and behold, about 3:00 Tuesday afternoon the man came up
from the hole with…A KEY! HER KEY! I was very excited and we rushed the key
over to her and showed her that it was found! She was so excited! We made sure
it worked to start her car and I took her inside and got her a pair of gloves
and cleaning supplies to clean up the key. I left for the day at this point
feeling pretty good for her.
It was quite an ordeal for this woman. For the two days that
I was helping her I kept putting myself in her shoes. What if I were stranded
in Mexico
and lost my key and could not communicate? Eek! Scary stuff for sure! Did I
just say “Eek!”? Oh well, whatever. I am so glad that she was able to get on
her way and I was happy that I could help to comfort her during this
frightening time.
The next day I came to work and one of my coworkers told me
that the lady was looking for me after I left. She had called her daughter that
speaks English and wanted her to talk to me. My co-worker told her I had left
for the day. The lady handed her the phone and the daughter said, “My mom wants
to know if that nice, bald man is still there”. {Bald?!} Ok, I’ll let that one
go… Anyway, she left a message for me. She wanted to thank me for being friendly
to her and helping her through this situation. Her daughter said that her mom
told her that without me being there she would have panicked and does not know
how she would have made it.
I have no doubt that she would have made it through this
with or without me but I am happy that I was able to provide some comfort in
this bad situation. I learned from this situation that doing something for
someone, without any anticipation of anything in return will return something
great. My only regret, other than her having to experience this, is that I never got her name. Name or no name, I made a friend over the course of those two days and it feels good.
Thursday, October 2, 2014
Battle of the breakfast champions
So my morning ritual consists of me waking up, heading down to the basement to workout while everyone else is asleep. Afterward I take the dogs outside for a while, go upstairs and shower and come back down to the kitchen. Up to this point it is a quiet, nice, time for myself.
When I get to the kitchen it all changes. I don my imaginary gladiator suit and prepare for battle! My opponent slowly slinks around me on all fours. Slowly positioning herself for the feast that awaits! She zips up onto the kitchen island and takes her place at the corner furthest away from me. I get in the fridge and pull out two eggs, a carton of egg whites, fresh spinach, tomato, garlic, etc…
I grab a skillet and put it on the stove, turn the heat on and the battle begins. I go for the freezer to get some previously cut up jalapeños and onions. My opponent, quick as a light leaps to the middle of the island and bats at an egg and starts it rolling toward the end of the island. I grab the frozen veggies, whip around and grab the egg just before it plunges to its death. My opponent leaps back to her spot at the corner of the island.
I turn and place my items in the skillet. My adversary is back! She jumps up and runs around the island and then back to her spot! I turn to find a handful of fresh spinach laying on the floor at my feet. 1 to 1 we are tied!
My peppers and garlic are sautéed, time for the eggs. This is where it gets dicey! I crack the eggs in the skillet and begin to stir them. My opponent knows she has me pinned down at this point. She bats the tomato toward the edge of the island, I stir the eggs with one hand and reach for the tomato with the other. She then takes the opportunity to attack my hand as the tomato falls into it. I turn to look for help… My two faithful dogs lay sleeping in the living room, oblivious to it all! Thanks for nothing “Man’s best friends”!
Eggs are done but my opponents attack is just beginning. As I clean the spinach that was previously knocked onto the floor, she goes for the eggs. “No, no, no” I say as I lift the plate out of reach. Timing is everything at this point. She runs back to her spot, I set the plate down and cut the ends off the tomato. I spin around and grab the plate and raise it out of reach just in time. My opponents sneak attack has failed this time around. Back to her spot, quick as lightning.
I quickly dice up the tomato and turn to catch her, full face, in the eggs! My best friends are still slumbering! I run for the plate, she eats as fast as she can, I grab the plate, she grabs one more bite, we are locked in battle! I dump the tomato on what’s left of the eggs and the battle is nearing its end.
I sit at the island and eat my hard earned prize with one hand while staving off my opponent with the other.
It was a hard fought battle, but in the end we come through it better opponents, ready for tomorrow morning, and (after handing out a treat or two) better friends than when we went in...
Keep life exciting! Keep it interesting! Enjoy those around you, human or not!
My opponent...
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